Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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