Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think I sprained my soul last night
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
