I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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