yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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