just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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