i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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