wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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