Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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