i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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