Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
