please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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