Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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