I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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