how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Never underestimate the power of titties
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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