It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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