I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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