do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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