"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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