ya dads aren't the best wingmen
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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