pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
being pregnant is like rehab
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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