FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
dude. I can hear the air.
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