Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there's paper in my vomit.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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