He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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