Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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