DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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