I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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