Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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