But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
honey bunches of taint.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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