SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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