Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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