This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Randomize
