he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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