Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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