did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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