Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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