Your face is a jimmy john
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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