i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
