maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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