Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im holly from the hills drunk
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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