I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You can't just leave with hair like that
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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