yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
soo... how was my night?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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