in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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