Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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