This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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