Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
dude. I can hear the air.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
