i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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