Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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