Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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