i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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