I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize