? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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