I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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